The misadventures of Asuna n' the Light.

Chapter 0 – The start of something... Sort of.

“Man... I'm so bored...”

A voice thought out loud, it seemed to belong to a pale green skinned woman who was floating on her back in a pure clean pond. She was the size of the average human, along with having no clothing and her c cup breasts clearly showing in all their glory on her chest. Her hair colour was a marvelous turquoise and her stunning, sky blue eyes had a sparkle in them from the sun.

“What to do...”

She said as she floated all the way to end of the pond, gently pushing the edge with her feet to make her float back in the opposite direction. After a short while, she twisted her body around so she floated on her chest, on her back seemed to be really small wings. They looked like two giant, but wide petals from a flower that were attached to her back. Her wings from looked at another perspective, would look useless as they were not big enough for flight, or to serve any other purpose other than being there to store her magic power.

“Well... Lets start the day I suppose, even though it has been a while since it did start.”

She gave a gentle sigh, swimming to the edge and climbing out of the pond. She did a few exercises, giving a yawn once she had finished. She looked around at the scenery, it was nothing new to her as she looked at it all with a bored face. Behind her would be a massive pond that she was just in and all around seemed to be colourful green trees, along with bushes and plants.

“Grass... Trees... Mud... More grass... And grass, lovely. This place gets dull after a while...”

She said to herself as she began to walk on.

“Nothing exiting happens around here, my parents picked an awfully boring place to call a home. I don't even know why I still live in that pond, they left me and they ain't coming back... I guess that's partly my fault though, I was the one who drove them away... I wonder if they will, fat chance they will though. Not everything's boring I guess, my hunts are always fun and I do have a couple of friends to speak to, but I don't get to see them much.”

She hopped over the root of a large tree, continuing her monologue.

“But a person like me doesn't deserve friends, if you'd heard the things I've done, then you wouldn't like me as the main character of this stor-”

Before she could finish her sentence, she was sent flying in to the side of a tree, sliding down it with a big grunt. When her feet touched the ground, she dizzily looked to see who or what did that. As she held her head, in front of her was a woman, also being the size of the average human. She was wearing a dirty, but otherwise elegant blue dress, being short sleeved and the skirt part reaching to her knee caps, other than that she had no other types of clothing. Her hair was a brilliant dark blue colour with bangs, her eyes being dark green. What was also noticeable, in fact very noticeable was four long wings which could be seen to the left and right sides of her, they looked like dragonfly wings, but they were huge! They were only a few feet away from touching the ground too. By now it was obvious that she was a fairy.

“Hey you!”

The fairy angrily shouted to Asuna, clearly looking annoyed. She had her fists clenched and seemed to be the source of what hit Asuna.

“Grr... What the hell was that for, Light!” Asuna growled back, her dizziness having faded before walking over to her.

“You know what that was for! What in Nemyra's name are you doing!” The fairy called back, who's name according to Asuna was Light.

“Look Light, I ain't putting up with your stupid antics again so if you're looking for another stupid  reason to fight then come at me, I'm ready this time.” She took a fighting stance, watching her.

“You should know what you're doing, you did it just before!” Light shouted, still looking not so happy.

“... I really don't know what I did that was so wrong... So please, enlighten me.” Asuna undid her fighting stance, now folding her arms and not taking a single eye off of her.

“Here's what you are doing... You're bloody stealing my spotlight!” Light declared.

“Eh? You're spotlight?” Asuna replied, looking really confused.

“That's right! This is supposed to be MY story! Not yours! Why in Nemyra's name did you be introduced first?! Why are you even here at all!” Light shouted at Asuna, barraging her with questions.

“... Didn't you get the script?! This is mine AND your story!” Asuna replied back.

“I did get the script! But it was too hard to read! And as if this story is about me AND you! This is supposed to be the epic tale of The Fastest and Strongest Storm Sprite! Defeating all those who stand in her way!” Light said while doing punch and kick combos at the air.

“You... What bit did you struggle to read?” Asuna asked, but in a more understanding tone.

“... The first page.” She answered seriously before stopping her assault on the air.

“The... Oh you stupid spark! Are you serio- What did you do with the script?” She said as she face palmed.

“I showed that thing whose boss, now it's in my belly! It didn't taste very nice though... Had to eat it with fruit.” Light explained, showing how not nice it was with an expression of displeasure.

“And... You know what, come here, come here for a sec.” Asuna asked, Light did as she was told and came closer. As she got close enough, Asuna punched her in the face as hard as she could which made Light stumble back, groaning in pain as she landed on her behind.

“Hey! What was that for you stupid giant drip of fairy pee!” Light shouted at her, holding her face where she was hit.

“I was knocking some sense in to you! I'll gladly do it again if you don't shut up about it. Also, it's Water Sprite, not fairy pee you blue idiot.” Asuna grinned, looking down to her.

“Is that right? Well someone the likes of you has no right to talk about sense!” Light said as she got back up, entering her fighting pose.

“You probably don't even know what the word “sense” means!” Asuna replied as she entered hers.

“Alright pal, get ready because you've angered the wrong Sprite!” Light then proceeded to take flight and shoot up in to the air, turning in to electrical energy as she did so. After a blink of an eye, she was gone. Asuna cautiously looked around, not seeing the fairy in blue anywhere. All of a sudden, a lightning bolt flew past her face. Asuna then immediately punched to where it came from and she got Light in the chest.

“Heh... You're gonna have to use a tactic I don't know, too bad that I know all of them in your pathetic arsenal.” Asuna grinned as Light groaned in pain.

“Tch, well... Get a load o' this!” Light then grabbed Asuna's arm with both hands and began to shock her. Asuna screamed as she was being electrocuted, but she managed to break free from Light and she grabbed her right arm, turning around and throwing her over her shoulder. Light flew over her and landed on the ground, she shook her head and quickly got back up. She turned to face her but she was gone.

“Where did that pee for brain go...” Light muttered to herself as she looked around. Asuna had disappeared just like Light did. Light hovered up to get a better view of the area, all she got was a magnificent view of the forest, but not seeing her opponent anywhere. She was using her predator sense, but Light's wasn't that great in terms of range so it was difficult for her to locate her. Slowly, a giant shadow started to loom over her, it also had a familiar magic signature, a big one at that. Light gulped, quickly flying to the side, seeing that she dodged a giant fist.

“Damn! I was so close!” Asuna cursed as she missed. She looked to Light and went to attack her again. Light zapped out of the way, now flying just above her.

“Heh, you're never going to catch the fastest fairy alive!” Light taunted, poking her tongue out at her.

“That's what you think!” Asuna retorted and tried to grab her. Light easily escaped from her hands, successfully dodging every time Asuna went to grab her. Asuna growled as her attempts were futile and stopped trying to grab her.

“What's the matter slow poke?” Light said as she landed on her head. As soon as she did, Asuna suddenly turned her whole body in to water, now looking sorta like a Slimoid. Light sank into her head, her screaming stopping as soon as her head went under. She was now floating inside of Asuna's head, struggling to hold her breath. She also seemed to be panicking an awful bit, showing that she wasn't a big fan of water. Asuna started to control the water in her body, moving Light about to different parts of her body. Light flailed as she was being moved around, close to drowning. Before it was lights out for her, she was shot out of the water body, hitting the ground hard. Asuna shrank back to her previous height and walked to over to Light, looking down at her.

“There, I think I won this one you blue idiot.” Asuna snickered as Light was on the ground, soaking wet from head to toe and also being muddy from the ground, she was in a slight daze.

“Lets inspect the damage... Hmm... Oh whatdoya know, seems you've toughed up a bit. Only a broken wrist and a few broken fingers this time. There's gonna be a load of bruises but eh, you can walk it off.” Asuna laughed as she gave a mockery of an applause. Light groaned, slowly coming back to reality.
“Tch... Y-you... I'm not finished yet...” Light said under her breath, Asuna gave an annoyed sigh.

“Is that so? Well listen here, you look pathetic right now, in fact pathetic is an understatement in terms of the way you look. You look useless, powerless, hopeless, uh... A bunch of other words that have -less on the end.” Asuna said clearly as she folded her arms. Light didn't seem to take that very well.

“Grrr... I'll... I'll show you who'll be a bunch of words with -less on the end!” Light shouted as she gathered the energy she had left. Indeed, she was really hurt but that wasn't going to stop her. She closed her eyes and started groaning. After a few seconds, the clouds above them would turn to a dark grey. Asuna looked up at the sky.

“Well this is new.” Asuna commented as she watched, after another short while, the cloud that was directly above Asuna, was dark black and from it, shot down a mighty thunderbolt. Unfortunately for Light, it missed Asuna, in fact the bolt was way off target and struck somewhere close by. After it struck, a scream came from it. Asuna watched with a blank expression, although was secretly glad it didn't hit her.

“Huh, the blue idiot strikes again, and misses!” Asuna laughed, Light growled like a wild ferocious Neko from Asuna's laughter. She forced her now strained body to get up, her blue bangs covering one of her eyes and her massive wings looking a mess. Asuna watched Light, grinning all the while.

“Oh I'm sorry~ I didn't mean to hurt the poor poor little weak Sprite's feelings.” Asuna laughed more.

“That's it! You've done it now!” Light quickly prepared to give her a devastating kick to the stomach. Just as she went to deliver it, someone ran in the way and was kicked instead of Asuna. The person, who was a man, fell to his knees while holding his stomach in pain. He was wearing black trousers, black socks, black leather shoes, a short sleeved shirt while over it he had a brown jacket. Clearly not having the best fashion sense. He also had a hat on, which had fallen off of his head. He grumbled as he got to his feet, taking his hat in an annoyed manner. Once he was up, he looked to the two fairies, annoyed. He also was twitching a bit, a few streaks of electricity bouncing around his head while looking a bit burnt. Light and Asuna looked to this man, gulping as they both knew they were in trouble.

“Alright... Okay... I'm going to say this once... What the HELL are you two doing!?” He shouted, just before anyone of them could reply, he continued.

“You are both very, yes VERY off the script! It was all going fine until you came in at the wrong second, Light! By now we could be past the introduction but no! What about our readers, they could have stopped reading by now because of you two!” He sighed as he put his hat back on, suddenly after he did, lights started to activate until a whole low budget studio room could be seen behind him. There was also lettering on his hat, which now could be easily read as “D1rectur.”

“Uhh... It was all her fault! She even fired a thunderbolt at you!” Asuna shouted as she pointed at Light.

“My fault?! This story should just be about me! I don't need a lame Water Sprite like yourself in it!” Light angrily replied back to her.

“Ladies! Er well I wouldn't go that far to call you both that but- You two! Just shut up! This whole chapter is a disaster! Now I need to make a new script...” The man sighed.

“Well we can easily just use my script and- “ Asuna was cut off.

“No, do you honestly think anyone is going to take this story seriously now? No, I didn't think so either... Look, you two just go sod off while I prepare to do this all over again...” He sighed again.

“... Well... Okay... C'mon Light, I need to teach you how to read so YOU don't screw it up next time.” Asuna said as she dragged Light away.

“Hey! It's you who screwed it up!” Light protested as she was dragged away. After they were gone, the man walked over to his chair, sitting down on it.

“Stupid fairies... “ He said, taking his hat off.